You're sitting on the side of the road one day when, out of nowhere, a beam of light appears and Lt. Commander Worf is standing right in front of you.
Before you can ask for his autograph, he says, "Quick! Follow me!"
You chase after him as he races down the street, and, to your surprise, into the nearest truck stop, where he hops into an abandoned semi and waves you over.
You try to ask, "What's going on?" But he's too busy to respond.
He takes off at a high speed, barrelling down the highway. You don't know why he's driving so fast until you turn around and see a Klingon warbird flying after you and firing at your semi. Just as you're about to ask Worf why he's being chased, the warbird blasts the semi and you go flying out. You look up just in time to see the warbird fire another shot into the semi, causing it to explode, thus killing your idol, Worf.
I hope you're happy.
Wish: To never need to sleep!